The story below is real during my secondary school - form 4 or 5.
Friend A talk to friend B during secondary school. Friend A ask friend B "got GF already or not" and friend B said dont have yet. Friend A said to B "wah so big boy still sendiri mari ah"? !!! friend B is pissed!!!
Few years later Friend B saw friend A and both of them got already got GF. Friend B approach friend A and say "wah u dont want to sendiri mari also need to get a better looking girl to help you mah".